An Udderly Unusual Evening
A tiny alien incident for the person who would happily spend dessert debating whether cows know too much.
UFO Cow AbductionWhy we like it →
Image source: Running Press / Hachette Book Group.
Break the ice.
Get a little
weird.
Funny little gifts. Bizarre date ideas. For people who’d rather laugh than make a grand romantic gesture.
A small gesture.
A very good bit.
A very good bit.
Illustrative gift concepts. Serious photography. Unserious objects.
Less small talkMore tiny handsZero rose petalsExcellent icebreakers
Our kind of top picks.
A few little things with very good conversation potential.
Our Very Minor Championship
For two people ready to turn a small patch of table into a sporting occasion with wildly disproportionate commentary.
Desktop PickleballWhy we like it →
Image source: Running Press / Hachette Book Group.
Inner Peace, Slightly Compromised
A miniature litter-box garden for the cat person whose route to serenity was always going to be rather specific.
Zen Garden Litter BoxWhy we like it →
Image source: Running Press / Hachette Book Group.
There’s Another Cat in There
For the cat enthusiast who can spot an excellent plot twist, even when the plot twist is another cat.
Chonk Cats Nesting DollsWhy we like it →
Image source: Running Press / Hachette Book Group.
A Very Small Listening Party
For the music fan whose opinions about the perfect date soundtrack could probably use a much smaller stage.
Teeny-Tiny TurntableWhy we like it →
Image source: Running Press / Hachette Book Group.
Small Talk’s Escape Hatch
For when you’ve covered work, the journey here, and whether either of you has seen anything good lately.
Conversation-Starter CardsWhy we like it →
Image source: TableTopics / Ultra PRO.
Your Smallest Hype Man
For the person who deserves a welcoming committee, but would quite reasonably object to an actual one.
Mini Wacky Waving Tube GuyWhy we like it →
Image source: Running Press / Hachette Book Group.
For Life’s Smaller Tragedies
A little musical sympathy for missing fries, cancelled trains, and other setbacks that probably won’t require a documentary.
Tiny Sad Violin KeychainWhy we like it →
Image source: MunnyGrubbers.
A Very Personal Potato
Put your shared joke on a potato, because apparently paper was making the whole thing far too sensible.
Potato Parcel Classy Gift BundleWhy we like it →
Image source: Potato Parcel.
A Pickle With Ambition
For someone whose sense of humour has already wandered well beyond the point where a normal pickle would suffice.
Yodeling PickleWhy we like it →
Image source: Archie McPhee.
Your New Complaints Department
Some frustrations need a sympathetic ear. Others apparently need a goat with very little interest in keeping its voice down.
Screaming GoatWhy we like it →
Image source: Running Press / Hachette Book Group.
A Little Less Awkward
A small, silly alternative to a grand gesture, for someone who would rather receive a curious object than a speech.
World’s Smallest Nee-DohWhy we like it →
Image source: Super Impulse.
A Friendly Little Rivalry
Something to do together when another round of polite questions starts feeling suspiciously like a second-stage job interview.
Exploding KittensWhy we like it →
Image source: Exploding Kittens.
Our Next Questionable Plan
For two people who have already agreed there should be another date, but could use help choosing its plot.
The Adventure Challenge Couples EditionWhy we like it →
Image source: The Adventure Challenge.
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What’s your date’s energy?
Start with the vibe. We’ll supply the questionable ideas.
The Good Weird Journal.
Field notes for dates that don’t feel like job interviews.
A small gift. A big escape from small talk.
How to bring a funny first-date gift without making it a whole thing.
Read the storyLess dinner interview.Five dates that are a little off-script.
A tiny museum tour, a very serious snack ranking, and other excellent uses of an afternoon.
Read the storyQuestions for people who have jobs, but other thoughts too.
Seven ways out of the “and what do you do?” loop.
Read the storyWe take the picking seriously. The gifts, less so.
The idea is simple: a gift should start a conversation, suit the person, and leave room for the date itself. Our notes explain the joke, who it might suit, and when to give it a miss.
A few perfectly
reasonable questions.
About a fairly unreasonable collection.
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Do I need a gift for a first date?
Absolutely not. A small, silly gift is an optional icebreaker. A good question and a little attention are excellent alternatives.