UFO Cow Abduction
An Udderly Unusual Evening
A tiny alien incident for the person who would happily spend dessert debating whether cows know too much.
Why we like this gift.
Some people bring flowers. You have apparently brought an intergalactic livestock dispute. We like this little UFO for a date who enjoys a ridiculous premise and will immediately want to know the cow’s side of the story. It gives an established shared sense of humour a very small stage. Best delivered as a curious object to enjoy together, rather than a sound effect deployed across a restaurant.
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The right kind of occasion.
A relaxed evening with someone whose taste in science fiction is already a subject of friendly discussion.
Make it a moment.
Introduce the cow as the evening’s least qualified astronaut. Invent one reason the aliens chose it, then let your date offer a better explanation.
Try this opening line
“I thought we should start with a small, completely manageable alien incident.”
Before you buy.
This novelty has light and sound features. Check batteries, included parts and the selected edition. Save the demonstration for a private space, not a quiet venue.
Our take, in our words.
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